Kids’ Eight(8) Rules for Parents on Divorce:

Rule #1: No Fighting.
Rule #2: Don’t Ask Us to Spy.
Rule #3: Learn to Get Along For Our Sake.
Rule #4: Don’t Make Each Other Cry.
Rule #5: Try to Live Close to Each Other.
Rule #6: Try to Make Sure Your Kids Have Both Parents Time Equally.
Rule #7: Don’t Use Us as Your Messenger.
Rule #8: Don’t Break Our Hearts.